in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
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Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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