We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Randomize
