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Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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