I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
