she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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