We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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