but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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