so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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