i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
