We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
No subtext here. People are naked.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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