Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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