She said her name was "party"
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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