i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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