You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Randomize