I wish my penis had an off switch
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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it glows. i had to have it.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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