youre lurking in front of me
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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