Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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