Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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