So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
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Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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