wake up i wanna do it froggy style
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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