That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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