so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
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Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
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I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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