thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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