apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
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After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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