Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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