dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
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I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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