So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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