Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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