i think i have herpe
just one?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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