dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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