Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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