why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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