Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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