Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Randomize
