...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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