He disabled his match.com account in front of me
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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