That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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