Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Randomize
