I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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