At least make sure they are 18
Why
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
My ass is underappreciated
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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