I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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