I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
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I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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