Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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