I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
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the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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