Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
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So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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