a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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