I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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