do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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