That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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