what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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