3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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