I will die if light touches me.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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