normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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